CVE-2026-87491-and-CVE-2026-85046-the-bagel-fell-off-the-counter

CVE-2026-85046 + CVE-2026-87491 Was doing a ton of reading over at https://github.com/Serotav/Writeups. Decided to combine 85046 with 87491 and bake in some WASM at the same time. Went and re-did a stage1.js for an eventual ubuntu LPE I'm cooking. The basics: Confuse packed object and integer...