pepsi.txt

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It seems cans of Pepsi and Diet Pepsi have  
a possible remote root problem on them.  
  
While recently eyeing a can of coke while  
sitting on my terminal I noticed that I could  
actually drink from it while standing at a  
distance of at least 3 feet.  
  
The sploit:  
  
Now when I first did this I was amazed and had  
to have a couple friends test it out before I  
submitted it so here it is...  
  
<beginpheer>  
ssh [email protected]  
password ********  
  
login denied  
  
ssh [email protected]  
password ********  
  
Welcome to Dixie Straws  
  
#[[email protected]]su  
[s/key 99 xp03r33t]  
  
#[[email protected]]skey 99 xp03r337  
Enter secret password:  
  
DONT REWT THIS BOXN PLSE  
#[[email protected]]su  
[s/key 99 xp03r33t]  
Response:DONT REWT THIS BOXN PLSE  
  
#  
#  
#cat straw straw straw straw >> super.straw  
#mv superstraw ~/.superstraw *note... had to rename as .superstraw to hide  
from a normal ls*  
#  
#cd ~  
#ftp can.of.coke  
#(username) anonymous  
#(password) [email protected] *note uberleet alias*  
#prompt  
#mput ~/.superstraw  
#quit  
  
================================================  
  
Now there is no known resolution to this problem as of yet,  
but I will be working to ensure that no one else remotely  
close to my can of coke can root it.  
  
Temporary fix:  
I personally suggest something along these lines of  
security.  
  
===================================================  
# !/dev/mouth  
# [email protected]  
# securepep.sh  
  
PATH=/dev/  
  
echo SecurePep.v1  
/bin/tar -cf saliva.tar ~/mouth/*  
scp saliva.tar [email protected]:/;  
tar -xvf saliva.tar  
  
echo Now no one wants to drink any  
  
===================================================  
  
Now this obviously has been done for fun, so cheers  
to those who enjoy a laugh and a big =P to those  
who don't... You only live once ;)  
  
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-  
Yours Truly  
Sil of AntiOffline  
[email protected] http://www.antioffline.com  
mirrors: http://psyk0tik.mifits.org || http://xp0rnstar.self-evident.com  
[email protected] http://www.macroshaft.org  
mirrors: http://total.misfits.org  
[email protected] http://www.self-evident.com  
  
  
"Windows -- "When do you want to reboot today?""  
  
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