Steamed Hams

##
# This module requires Metasploit: https://metasploit.com/download
# Current source: https://github.com/rapid7/metasploit-framework
##

class MetasploitModule < Msf::Exploit::Remote
  Rank = ManualRanking

  def initialize(info = {})
    super(
      update_info(
        info,
        'Name'           => 'Steamed Hams',
        'Description'    => "but it's a Metasploit Module",
        'License'        => MSF_LICENSE,
        'Author'         =>  [ 'bcook-r7' ],
        'DisclosureDate' => '2018-04-01',
        'References'     =>  [['URL', 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkX3dO6KN54']],
        'Platform'       => %w[android apple_ios bsd java js linux osx nodejs php python ruby solaris unix win mainframe multi],
        'Arch'           => ARCH_ALL,
        'Targets'        => [
          [ 'An Unforgettable Luncheon', {
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        [ 'Legitimate Theater', {
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        ],
        'DefaultTarget'  => 0,
      )
    )
  end

  def exploit
    cast = []
    castmap = {}
    Base64.decode64(target['script']).each_line do |line|
      target, msg = line.split(':').map(&:strip)
      if target == 'Cast'
        cast = msg.split(' ')
        castmap = Hash.new { |hash, key| hash[key] = cast.rotate![-1] }
      else
        t = datastore['VERBOSE'] ? " #{target}:" : ""
        print_line("%bld#{castmap[target]}#{t}%clr #{msg}")
        sleep(0.30 * msg.split(' ').length)
      end
    end
  end
end